Some tea towels dry dishes. This one wrestles crocodiles.

This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family tea towel is made for kitchens that like their everyday chores with a bit of danger, drama and ridiculous confidence. Featuring a bold crocodile-wrestling design and the brilliantly unhinged slogan “Do one thing every day that scares your family,” it’s a funny kitchen towel for wild cooks, rebellious spirits and anyone who enjoys Blue Q humour at its loudest.